Quotes from Home

"I feel like I have been hit by a hammer. That is strapped on to the front of a bus. That is speeding out of control while Sandra Bullock tries to keep it from dropping below a certain speed because it is gonna blow up. Scratch that... I feel like I have been blown up by a bus that dropped below a certain speed killing Sandra Bullock (who died when the hammer was thrown off during the explosion and caused a massive head injury to the beloved actress). Now America hates me because I stepped in front of a bus and killed Sandra Bullock. This is my life." - My Mama